You look great in the dim light

What is beauty?
Perfection or flaws.
Does it come from within?
Can you buy it?
Why do we want it?
Get the straight answer from our team.

This aint Xmas

Someone messed up somehow.
The sleigh got stuck in the mud, a side effect of global warming.
But then it was all just a ploy to get us to drink more fizzy anyway.